a future magneto has turned up in longshot saves the marvel universe and this is the first thing he does omfg
what. what. more information required.
Posts tagged oh my god.
I have never laughed so hard at a cat video in my life
wow what? apparently there is a whole subset of teaparty/republicans who think obama is secretly gay and collect “evidence” and discuss it among one another…
so basically there is a group of conservatives who headcanon our president as gay and write slash fanfic about it.
conservatives are the weirdest fandom
the question is, who do they ship him with
Oh my fucking God.
A scene that I based on a post that is going around tumblr that I found very funny! You can see in this gallery of photos.
tis the season to reblog the SHIT out of this
rj mitte used to be an extra on hannah montana there’s nothing about this i don’t like
i like to believe this is where he went to high school
like walt taught at hannah montana’s high school
i found it. the perfect photo
ok so what if Harry and Neville got into like this passive-aggressive lie-off regarding what a truly great man Severus Snape was like they got drunk and Harry was like ‘Snape though’ and Neville was like ‘I know right’ and Harry was like ‘what a… what a fantastic bastard. What a guy.’ and Neville was like ‘we should fuckin’ get him like, like… let’s have a funeral. A huge fucking fuck-off sized funeral with like, lilies, and, a marble coffin, and a big statue, an’ crying women, an’ all that shit’ and Harry got whiskey up his nose laughing so hard and he falls off his stool and just wheezes 'lillies'
and then during the funeral Neville and Harry like spend the whole time trying to give a better eulogy like they keep getting back up after each other are done to try and have another go at it but then they get schooled by Hermione being like ‘for fuck’s sake boys this is how it’s done’ and she goes up to the podium and just bursts into wild banshee hysterics and throws herself across the glistening marble casket, sobbing ‘oh, it should have been me, would to god that it were me, you stallion of a professor’ and all the reporters tear up a little and then go home to pen really fervid biopics on this bleakly noble and tragically overlooked hero of the revolution
anyway like eighteen years later Harry names his kid after Severus and sends an owl off to Neville like ‘your move, mate’ and Nevill pauses in the middle of polishing the giant marble statue of Snape tenderly cuddling an armfull of adoring woodland creatures that dominates like 2/3 of his office to cuss a lot and pour himself another drink
this isnt funny
I FUCKINNG JUMPED FROM MY LA;PTOP WTF JUST HAPPENDD»>???
reblogging twice because jfc
OMFG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! STEVEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!