oneironautical:

Oh George, you may be the eight-foot tall ghost of a paleontologist dandy, but you still have the gumption to trade science tutelage for sexual favours. 

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living-death:

Dan: It is a Tom Cruise moment. That was mine (the joke). It’s a totally anachronistic and wrong for the period but, I really didn’t care. It made me laugh in rehearsal. And Katie Holmes had since seen the show and actually commented and particularly liked that joke.

Although, I got really paranoid that night because she was in the audience and I did it and the audience reaction wasn’t nearly as much as it was used to be and I’m like, “Oh man, they all know that she’s here.” and they’re like, “Oh wow, this is really awkward.” No, but it was really good.

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danielmylife:

living-death:

Dan: The other night, we auctioned off a pair of my jeans and I got 4,000 dollars for it.
And the weird point about that was the fact that, when we were selling it, I said, cause I had this cold, “and just so you know, I’ve been sort of wiping my nose and putting it on my jeans all evening,” as a bit of a joke.
And then the bidding went up!

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