gentlemasquerade asked: Have you ever: run away from home?
I mean I did the sort of little kid version of running away a lot when I was a little kid, like writing an angry note to my parents and then hiding out in the woods or at the neighbors until it got dark out or I got hungry. But no, never in a serious way.
whysocynical asked: have you ever: been on a plan journey longer than four hours? sleep walked? swum in the sea? broken a phone? licked a frozen pole?
4hr+ plane journey? Yes, both times I left the country. I used the flight time to get all of my summer reading done because I’d put it off until the last second.
sleep walked? Yeah, loads. Like everyone in my family does. I’ve mostly outgrown it but sometimes I’ll still occasionally wake up somewhere different from where I fell asleep. I talk a lot in my sleep though.
Swum in the sea? Yes! I love swimming in the sea and basically any natural body of water. I’m a huge sucker for it don’t even try me I will leap in without a second thought.
Broken a phone? I mean it’s still working but I dropped my cell phone in a river and have like dropped it concrete and had it break apart about a million times. So I guess I haven’t completely broken it but it’s not for lack of trying.
Licked a frozen pole? No, but I’d be lying if I said I haven’t come dangerously close.
theawkwardfelines asked: I don't even know what the question was, but I'm gonna say, like, a snail, a dinosaur from Jurassic Park, and Mike Wazowski. I don't know what we're talking about.
I just made the goofiest fucking noise with like my whole face and now my nose hurts
Anonymous asked: IDK like Kirk and Sad Spider-Man
Is sad spider-man going to become a thing (not that I am complaining like at all because it’s kind of spot on)
Anonymous asked: luna lovegood and neville longbottom's millennial punk baby. they look on with confusion and fondness.
I love this answer so much I want to hug it. The image of them as my parents is adorable omg.
the-siege-perilous asked: a sad Peter Parker or Merry Brandybuck
'peterparkercrying' has literally been a url of mine before so a+
Anonymous asked: What pronouns do you like best?
I’m fine with either she/her or he/him (it kind of varies day to day) and one of my friends referred to me with ‘they’ a while back and I found I really liked that. I guess I’m still sort of testing the waters in regards to it but that’s the gist of it.
legatedamar asked: "i'm sorry, i'm catholic and i feel really guilty when i get drunk!"
this is how i will always be remembered. i’m like half concerned that you’re going to steal my last will and testament and rewrite it to say that my dying wish was to have this inscribed on my headstone
wellblunttheknives asked: have you ever been in a fist fight (ALSO HOW HAVE WE NOT BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT THAT WAS OUR NO. 1 PRIORITY WE HAVE TO FIX THAT)
Not a spontaneous one with strangers.