i am a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgementpronouns: they/them/theirs My Etsy Midgard Adventures Merlin Sundays ArtTumblr (3.0; @souryellows)http://souryellows.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/183766647912/me-are-there-any-spirits-here-ouija-spells-out">thebootydiaries</a>:</p><blockquote><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>me:</b> are there any spirits here?</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>ouija spells out:</b> a-y-y-l-m-a-o</p></blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183767984758http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183767984758Thu, 28 Mar 2019 07:10:40 -0400im the spirit<p>tinnitus is&hellip;so fuckin annoying ..</p>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183762315853http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183762315853Wed, 27 Mar 2019 23:56:38 -0400<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/61fc8b5f533ae617a58ef1d95420519b/tumblr_povvv0RkMC1utmvx5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183762231218http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183762231218Wed, 27 Mar 2019 23:51:47 -0400legends only<p><a href="http://wereralph.tumblr.com/post/183532353721/me-in-the-car-with-straights-being-forced-to" class="tumblr_blog">wereralph</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me in the car with straights being forced to listen to another ed sheeran song</p> <figure data-orig-height="151" data-orig-width="268"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/bcb335c72f8c83a8c4056705c3adfbd3/tumblr_inline_pojjj7EGbw1rbgerg_540.gif" data-orig-height="151" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183762053408http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183762053408Wed, 27 Mar 2019 23:42:17 -0400me but at work<p><a href="https://tuonetars.tumblr.com/post/183587999537" class="tumblr_blog">tuonetars</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/07cafef8a972ba798ebff654ef2f0ba8/tumblr_poobpxDkX21w0jvij_540.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="750"/></figure></blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183761898593http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183761898593Wed, 27 Mar 2019 23:34:15 -0400me bitch!!!<p><a href="http://hyaku2003.tumblr.com/post/182748765237/cries-making-my-clown-makeup-run-boohoo-the" class="tumblr_blog">hyaku2003</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://taintedmousedelusion.tumblr.com/post/181228104609/cries-making-my-clown-makeup-run" class="tumblr_blog">taintedmousedelusion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*cries, making my clown makeup run*</p></blockquote> <p>boohoo the fool<br/></p> </blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183703880583http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183703880583Mon, 25 Mar 2019 15:24:50 -0400<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/f1b1eca29be5298dae89658f7f8a3163/tumblr_pofd2whrvd1y7mz0bo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/dd72bf20209322310a07b7c0ba9a3ea0/tumblr_pofd2whrvd1y7mz0bo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183689527358http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183689527358Sun, 24 Mar 2019 23:45:14 -0400<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/06b9fc858d978f4471258b8d2389a04c/tumblr_oq29hgzFT61r2g7mto9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/9b5132990f1eee88d3a9c82f667195f6/tumblr_oq29hgzFT61r2g7mto10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/aebf4f06afbf29ba85acb4773d7d7cd4/tumblr_oq29hgzFT61r2g7mto5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/1c93f3f601a16fda5d986380dbefe102/tumblr_oq29hgzFT61r2g7mto3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/8037d906ce1d1dd48dc9cc21915e3cc6/tumblr_oq29hgzFT61r2g7mto8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/0ed6c939dc6380fa6a7fc2ab5eedff3c/tumblr_oq29hgzFT61r2g7mto7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/00ed8ec9f0458116d175eedd9c745609/tumblr_oq29hgzFT61r2g7mto2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/e971694084341f916adad136f1103167/tumblr_oq29hgzFT61r2g7mto4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/c138b9603d776c9b5879fe92ffb3abe5/tumblr_oq29hgzFT61r2g7mto6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/90061b2a7132ec897ee777fb2032602b/tumblr_oq29hgzFT61r2g7mto1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183685899988http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183685899988Sun, 24 Mar 2019 20:36:37 -0400<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/bf1c9488a75507fcc072322c31b879a1/tumblr_oq29iwndJB1r2g7mto8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/eb7bb67e406f4ea27ec17cf244c4671d/tumblr_oq29iwndJB1r2g7mto9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/8d158272ba476264ad84a00a91227550/tumblr_oq29iwndJB1r2g7mto5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/d9915a34705d0be9ab78f912afe4ce45/tumblr_oq29iwndJB1r2g7mto4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/995936f356a863196bd34fed12272a34/tumblr_oq29iwndJB1r2g7mto10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/5ad6d4151831f9b6b12790248c8f1ac4/tumblr_oq29iwndJB1r2g7mto6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/323ea0bf7a3a0ec4a6e8c074bc948a80/tumblr_oq29iwndJB1r2g7mto2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/8d208f8115c33922264a185e8416c6ab/tumblr_oq29iwndJB1r2g7mto3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/d72316020c673fab80edf417c467945f/tumblr_oq29iwndJB1r2g7mto7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/231833cb90f168410b2cb2d3d3f68242/tumblr_oq29iwndJB1r2g7mto1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183685898213http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183685898213Sun, 24 Mar 2019 20:36:31 -0400<p><a href="https://2kittensinacup.tumblr.com/post/183374204040/gglitchshit-me-when-my-mom-asks-me-to-go-buy" class="tumblr_blog">2kittensinacup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gglitchshit.tumblr.com/post/163444039890/me-when-my-mom-asks-me-to-go-buy-groceries" class="tumblr_blog">gglitchshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me when my mom asks me to go buy groceries</p> <figure data-orig-width="307" data-orig-height="80" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/ef7785566113afcf7b493f709fca14f5/tumblr_inline_otp4lgGuD31r2rowr_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="307" data-orig-height="80"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="205" data-orig-width="720"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/15363283e691006a70db4661480a6945/tumblr_po6rj37ydJ1tblo1o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="205" data-orig-width="720"/></figure><p>When ur sibling comes with you</p> </blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183685848603http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183685848603Sun, 24 Mar 2019 20:33:56 -0400<p><a href="http://apoemaday.tumblr.com/post/183632758433/two-headed-calf" class="tumblr_blog">apoemaday</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>by Laura Gilpin</p> <p>Tomorrow when the farm boys find this<br/>freak of nature, they will wrap his body<br/>in newspaper and carry him to the museum. </p> <p>But tonight he is alive and in the north<br/> field with his mother. It is a perfect<br/> summer evening: the moon rising over<br/> the orchard, the wind in the grass. And<br/> as he stares into the sky, there are<br/> twice as many stars as usual.</p> </blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183685845308http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183685845308Sun, 24 Mar 2019 20:33:44 -0400<p><a href="https://fuckglossier.tumblr.com/post/183236415699/bitches-in-the-60s-shook-their-ass-cheeks-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">fuckglossier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tendernesz.tumblr.com/post/183234749351/bitches-in-the-60s-shook-their-ass-cheeks-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">tendernesz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fuckglossier.tumblr.com/post/183234435239/bitches-in-the-60s-shook-their-ass-cheeks-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">fuckglossier</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>bitches in the 60s shook their ass cheeks to the beach boys and i dont blame them</p></blockquote> <p>those were the good vibrations the beach boys were talkin abt</p> </blockquote> <p>take me back ❤</p> </blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183685791423http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183685791423Sun, 24 Mar 2019 20:30:45 -0400<p><a href="http://orbsteeb.tumblr.com/post/44431954363/lemme-just-change-into-my-pajamas-the-ol-pjs" class="tumblr_blog">orbsteeb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps  </p> </blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183682547758http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183682547758Sun, 24 Mar 2019 17:56:30 -0400<p><a href="http://gayreinhardt.tumblr.com/post/180071244775/someone-cover-me-w-a-glass-and-push-a-piece-of" class="tumblr_blog">gayreinhardt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>someone cover me w a glass and push a piece of paper under me in order to safely take me outside</p></blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183661043493http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183661043493Sat, 23 Mar 2019 20:40:18 -0400<p><a href="http://flippyspoon.tumblr.com/post/183233390576" class="tumblr_blog">flippyspoon</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="961" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/78e17b28aee4d5a66626677d8d0172f9/tumblr_pnvokdmqIw1rfh5o8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="961" data-orig-width="750"/></figure></blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183633030828http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183633030828Fri, 22 Mar 2019 14:17:07 -0400<p><a href="http://three-course-dessert.tumblr.com/post/183558118912/whoever-is-running-the-sparknotes-twitter-account" class="tumblr_blog">three-course-dessert</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://oylmpians.tumblr.com/post/183078056732/whoever-is-running-the-sparknotes-twitter-account" class="tumblr_blog">oylmpians</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="828"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/fbc9d4d71ab8e69a9b95e102a1105aed/tumblr_pnjwohc39w1r6i4as_540.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="828"/></figure><div class="npf_row"> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="880" data-orig-width="827"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/fbc19ea16e86cfed96ba9111c5e51b6c/tumblr_pnjwoi0uQ31r6i4as_540.jpg" data-orig-height="880" data-orig-width="827"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="938" data-orig-width="828"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/ccd7bb1220afef385848f3e07ef4bf66/tumblr_pnjwojQ7Hm1r6i4as_540.jpg" data-orig-height="938" data-orig-width="828"/></figure></div> <div class="npf_row"> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="836" data-orig-width="828"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/7e42e9195240fd69251914d9763e9466/tumblr_pnjwojlYZ11r6i4as_540.jpg" data-orig-height="836" data-orig-width="828"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1138" data-orig-width="828"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/53970665ec0fbf4b128bde9ddd445520/tumblr_pnjwokjKAy1r6i4as_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1138" data-orig-width="828"/></figure></div> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="543" data-orig-width="825"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/2f7d39c10f5823097a6f0f432e218648/tumblr_pnjwokwuyj1r6i4as_540.jpg" data-orig-height="543" data-orig-width="825"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1064" data-orig-width="828"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/437963d4092cc34c848912e705e80a6d/tumblr_pnjwol5Drh1r6i4as_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1064" data-orig-width="828"/></figure><p>whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise</p> </blockquote> <p><g class="gr_ gr_89 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_disable_anim_appear Punctuation only-ins replaceWithoutSep" id="89" data-gr-id="89">OMG</g> I want to go back in time and send all of these to <g class="gr_ gr_75 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_disable_anim_appear ContextualSpelling ins-del multiReplace" id="75" data-gr-id="75">english</g>-majoring student me. After I explain <g class="gr_ gr_102 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_disable_anim_appear ContextualSpelling ins-del multiReplace" id="102" data-gr-id="102">twitter</g>. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks &amp; Rec.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="408" data-orig-width="582"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/3bdb4466b84779b58e89420c08024c09/tumblr_inline_poll59t8os1s3of33_540.png" data-orig-height="408" data-orig-width="582"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="378" data-orig-width="584"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/275ed3154fc3afef639a1ee7a4cb5c25/tumblr_inline_poll59Qm2x1s3of33_540.png" data-orig-height="378" data-orig-width="584"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="581"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/1c8d129aef53ec7592015040787ac074/tumblr_inline_poll5aAGhs1s3of33_540.png" data-orig-height="474" data-orig-width="581"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="142" data-orig-width="578"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/f0d26e3253ccfee6c05ac37ce75b81f9/tumblr_inline_poll5cHolF1s3of33_540.png" data-orig-height="142" data-orig-width="578"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="568" data-orig-width="578"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/64b025746a6e070d3f027f6e22316f2c/tumblr_inline_poll5di1f71s3of33_540.png" data-orig-height="568" data-orig-width="578"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="373" data-orig-width="583"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/16d7b93f0e0f9ed98a3f1264d5d6bb73/tumblr_inline_poll5fqYvZ1s3of33_540.png" data-orig-height="373" data-orig-width="583"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="380" data-orig-width="582"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/66657937d0cca7255a7ac5bf9d5162c8/tumblr_inline_poll5fp7rd1s3of33_540.png" data-orig-height="380" data-orig-width="582"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="586"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/be681522c977e76cf3c9f7c853e91999/tumblr_inline_poll5gXnVd1s3of33_540.png" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="586"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="575" data-orig-width="581"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/934b70d226ee0cfe6cc0970cb589c6e1/tumblr_inline_poll5g4Dbp1s3of33_540.png" data-orig-height="575" data-orig-width="581"/></figure></blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183633021273http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183633021273Fri, 22 Mar 2019 14:16:31 -0400<p><a href="http://tordenvejr.tumblr.com/post/174431051714" class="tumblr_blog">tordenvejr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen</p> <p>me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen</p> <p>me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the</p> </blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183630014403http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183630014403Fri, 22 Mar 2019 11:03:18 -0400<p><a href="https://oldtimepottery.tumblr.com/post/183182760300/my-last-two-brain-cells" class="tumblr_blog">oldtimepottery</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="640" data-npf='{"type":"video","provider":"tumblr","url":"https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pns65rYl4l1vv1me7.mp4","media":{"url":"https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pns65rYl4l1vv1me7.mp4","type":"video/mp4","width":640,"height":360},"poster":[{"url":"https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pns65rYl4l1vv1me7_frame1.jpg","type":"image/jpeg","width":640,"height":360}]}'><video controls="controls" autoplay="autoplay" muted="muted" poster="https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pns65rYl4l1vv1me7_frame1.jpg"><source src="https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pns65rYl4l1vv1me7.mp4" type="video/mp4"></source></video></figure><p><a href="https://youtu.be/VEeH7mPWvUI">my last two brain cells</a></p></blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183622638348http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183622638348Fri, 22 Mar 2019 00:15:46 -0400<p><a href="http://shorthalt.tumblr.com/post/183621769621/i-just-love-my-friends-bitch-thats-my-secret" class="tumblr_blog">shorthalt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i just love my friends bitch! thats my secret! thats my angle!</p></blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183622325263http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183622325263Thu, 21 Mar 2019 23:56:26 -0400<p><a href="http://goosebumpsslime.tumblr.com/post/183606091035/no-one-cicadas-emerging-from-the-ground-after" class="tumblr_blog">goosebumpsslime</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>No one: </p> <p>Cicadas, emerging from the ground after 17 years:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="404" data-orig-width="720"><img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/7c3617e3eb418aa69cdaeb713ee0d5ac/tumblr_popsu9WOSP1rpikns_540.jpg" data-orig-height="404" data-orig-width="720"/></figure></blockquote>http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183622170733http://souryellows.tumblr.com/post/183622170733Thu, 21 Mar 2019 23:46:48 -0400