June 2012
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PETER PARKER CRYING: THIS CHAT DESERVES A GODL STAR
PETER PARKER CRYING: GLDO
PETER PARKER CRYING: DLFO
PETER PARKER CRYING: godl
PETER PARKER CRYING: GOLD
PETER PARKER CRYING: a gold star
harding38785: GOLD STAR FOR SPELLING EMMA
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ladyweaselette asked: oh my god one week daily reminder
May 2012
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guishin:samekh:
i am looking forward to “elementary” but mostly i am looking forward to seeing what a fandom built largely upon spite will be like
some interesting fanfiction i’ll tell you what: “and then sherlock placed his lips upon joan’s, who was a woman and also lucy liu. and they kissed. with tongues. neither of them were benedict cumberbatch at all.”
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me in every situation: im too punk rock for this
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andromedalogic:
OH THAT’S WHAT HE MEANT
I DJKSHFALJSDHALDKJFH SOMEONE HELP
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ʎʇooq ǝɥʇ ǝɔɐɹqɯƎ
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ladyweaselette asked: So Mandy as of now isn't going because she doesn't want to drive that long but also my dad officially took off work for the 10-15 so yeah THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING OMG
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PRESIDENTIAL BONER: THTA TAGLINE TO OUR MOVIE: JEREMY RENNER'S ARMS, PETER CRYING, AND A PRESIDENTAL BONER; IF THERE WAS A FIFTH ACE, WE'D BE THAT TOO!
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PETER PARKER CRYING: oh my god ia was walking to plu my charge in and i trIPPED OVER THE FOOTREST AND LIKE
PETER PARKER CRYING: FLIPPEDRIGHT OVER IT LIKE A GMNASTDSHJ
PETER PARKER CRYING: GYMNASY
PETER PARKER CRYING: GYMANAS
PETER PARKER CRYING: MYMNAST
PETER PARKER CRYING: HMMMM
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lesliecrusher:
do you want to know a secret
sometimes when i’m alone in my room in the dark
i whisper “computer, end simulation”
just to be sure
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astheplanetsbend:
i wish that i had a little bar above my shoulder like characters do in video games, but instead of showing my health or energy it would measure my human interaction limit. and once it filled up everyone would know that i had maxed out on socialization and would know to leave me alone to recharge.
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galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
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Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you've... →
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
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france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
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world:
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france: hundred
FUN FACT
sexdrugsandpokemon:
agayofgays:
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angrybagel:
the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin
u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce
because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security
how much do you think that’d go for on ebay
im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.
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“What if Spider-Man?”
– Shipwash
dramaddict:
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
presidential boner: NOSES AND ASSES: A GOOD PLACE WHERE EVER THEY FACE!
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solidmercury:
bruisebanner:
princeofkokoros:
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
#clint barton
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beef of love: YESYESYES
PETER PARKER CRYING: THOR'S ARMS ARE PROBABLY LIKE WARM COMFORTABLE SLABS OF BEEF
harding38785: THOR REFERS TO HIM AS "THE FURRY MAN-OF-IRON-AND-PATRIOTIC-ONE-SON"
PETER PARKER CRYING: BUT LESS GROSS
PETER PARKER CRYING: omg em
PETER PARKER CRYING: dshjksjSH
beef of love: AKSGAUKSYFGAKSJEDGFKJASHGFASKUFASDF
PETER PARKER CRYING: when thor actually called tony man of iron in the film i literally CSREECHED it was awful
harding38785: ALSDFJKALS WARM COMFORTABLE SLABS OF BEEF
beef of love: BEEF OF LOVE
beef of love: I AM PROPHETIC
PETER PARKER CRYING: BEEF OF LOVE OH LAWD
harding38785: ASLDKFJ
PETER PARKER CRYING: thor's arms, peter parker's tears, and a presidential boner joke
PETER PARKER CRYING: together we can fight the foes no single superhero alone can defeat
harding38785: ALSDKJFALSKFJDA;SLDFKJASLFKJADLFJDFLS
harding38785: TAGLINE OF THE CENTURY
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PETER PARKER CRYING: SPIDERCAT
beef of love: OH MY GOD IT'S SPIDER-CAT
PETER PARKER CRYING: fanfiction prompt peter gets turned into a cat
PETER PARKER CRYING: get on that
beef of love: FUCKING CATS HOW DO THEY WORK
beef of love: SUPERFAMILY FIC
beef of love: STEVE FINDS A LOST CAT AND BRINGS IT HOME BUT IT IS ACTUALLY PETER
harding38785: SLDFKJAL
harding38785: ALSKDJFA
beef of love: AND TONY'S LIKE NO FUCKING STRAYS AND STEVE'S ALL WIBBLEWIBBLECAT AND PETER'S ALL FUUUUUUUCK I'M YOUR SOOOOOOOON
PETER PARKER CRYING: IM YOUR SOOOOOOOOOON omg dfhjk
beef of love: AND THEN HE PEES ALL OVER TONY'S WORKROOM OUT OF SHEER SPITE
beef of love: AND PUKES IN HIS SHOES
beef of love: AND SHEDS ALL OVER HIS ARMANI
PETER PARKER CRYING: omg if you read my username with that sentence it''s like a whole thing
beef of love: AND STEVE'S ALL D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
PETER PARKER CRYING: peter parker crying "i'm your soooooon!'
beef of love: KSADHKSAJDFSKDJFAKSDJF
harding38785: AND FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, AFTER RETURNING TO HUMAN, THE THREAT "I WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE" BECOMES LEGITIMATE
beef of love: AND CLINT FUCKING LOVES HIM
beef of love: CUZ HE'S EVIL
PETER PARKER CRYING: OH MY GOD
PETER PARKER CRYING: I THINK YOU JUST WROTE A PERFECT FANFICTION
harding38785: I THINK YOU SHOULD WRITE THAT FANFICTION
PETER PARKER CRYING: SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE IT AND ACT TOTALLY SERIOUS ABOUT IT
harding38785: FOR THE WORLD TO ENJOY
beef of love: AND THOR TRIES TO RECRUIT HIM TO HIS ARMY OF SMALL FURRY THINGS AND STEVE SAYS NO HE IS AN ANGEL AND TONY TRIES TO SHOOT HIM DAILY AND STEVE WHINES UNTIL JARVIS DISABLES ANY POTENTIAL WEAPON TONY CAN GET HIS HANDS ON
beef of love: WHICH IS BASICALLY EVERYTHING
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PETER PARKER CRYING: IT OPENS THE DOOR WITH IT'S PAW LIKE A FINGERLESS LITTLE PERSON
PETER PARKER CRYING: looking back on that sentence it is perhaps not my greatest work
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PETER PARKER CRYING: OMG THIS IS THE MOST awkward sex scene
PETER PARKER CRYING: oh m god i switched the capitalization on the by accident
PETER PARKER CRYING: so it reads like i'm screaming 'OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST'
PETER PARKER CRYING: and then whispering
PETER PARKER CRYING: 'awkward sex scene'
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beef of love: OH MY GOD SOMEONE IS SENDING BODY PARTS THROUGH THE MAIL TO THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY HEADQUARTERS
beef of love: MEANWHILE IN CANADA
