February 2012
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TUMBLR
DON’T EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN
I ACTUALLY HAD TO DO HOMEWORK
I ACTUALLY FINISHED 5 PAGES OF SPANISH
NEVER AGAIN
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OH FUCK PETER IS ALL GLITTERY I MEAN I KNEW BUT FUCK !!!!!!!! DFSHJUFSDKAHJKSDHJKFSHJDFSK
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jamesperfecthairkirk asked: Hemingway.
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sunshien:
Sometimes I go to look up Fall Out Boy lyrics but I forget the title cos it’s too long and weird.
Then I think “maybe I can just google some of the lyrics I remember?”
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what kind of voice do you hear when you read my... →
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January 2012
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me: *finishes watching a show*
me: that was THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
FAVORITE FOREVER
NOTHING WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS THAT WAS
me: *finishes watching another show*
me: that was THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
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troubletoned:
tik and also tok by rapper ke dollar sign ha
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Sherlock Holmes hasn't been this mainstream since...
Woman 1: "OMG did you read Mr. Holmes' new mystery yet!?!?!?"
Woman 2: "NO! I was out late harvesting grain or some shit I do in the 1800's so I didn't get to read it yet."
Woman 1: "OMG dude, put down your cow milking bucket and go read that shit RIGHT. NOW. It's so good."
Woman 2: "Okay okay! No spoilers! I'm leaving right now to get it. Milk my cow while I'm gone okay?"
Woman 1: "FINE. But only if you agree to talk about it after you're done reading so we can fangirl."
Woman 2: "DUH. Of COURSE. I'll brb. -picks up skirt and runs to store-"
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golly fucks batman where did all of these people come from? the library was completely deserted not two seconds ago and now there are like 25 people in here and the sound of printers is overwhelming.
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The sex drive of men is something we are all comfortable with in this country....
– riese (via fuckyeahautostraddle)
wow i forgot about this essay
(via autostraddle)
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adriofthedead:
when you’re in the shower and you get shampoo in your eye
Rainforest offers miracle shroom in attempt to...
Industrialized humans: We're going to bulldoze you.
Rainforest: Please don't.
Industrialized humans: Lol, sorry, we totally are.
Rainforest: Srsly? I've got plants that cure cancer.
Industrialized humans: Meh. You've also got lumber that cures us needing to sell your lumber.
Rainforest: I've got mushrooms that eat your previously non-biodegradable plastic waste.
Industrialized humans: No you don't. .... Really?
Rainforest: http://www.fastcoexist.com/1679201/fungi-discovered-in-the-amazon-will-eat-your-plastic
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