July 2011
this reminds me that we are out of nutella
excuse me for just a moment while i weep quietly and blend some hazelnuts and chocolate together to keep me together until I can make it to Costco and buy it in bulk
and we would eat bing cherries off of each others collarbones
(idk his name makes me think of bing cherries shhh just come)
this is beautiful
shark week threesome amirite
sorry, but, it happened. I can’t drive at night because of it. I didn’t sleep for like a week once because of this. NO PLACE IS SAFE.
NOT HELPING

one time I was dropping my friend off at his house and I swear to god I saw slinderman for like .5 seconds then he was gone.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME
NOW OF ALL TIMES
IT IS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I AM IN A ROOM WITH WINDOWS
here, it takes two people to let cats into the house at night
one to open the door and the other to stand in front of it with a bat in case anything dangerous that isn’t a cat comes through
AND WEASLEY IS OUR KING
AND RICKMAN IS OUR GOD!
AND LUCIUS MALFOY IS OUR PANTENE HAIR SPECIALIST.
MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
SHUT UP MALFOY
GOD BLESS THIS FANDOM