August 2011
ladyweaselette asked: EMMA WE NEED MERLIN SUNDAYYYYY AND SOON I HAVE BAND CAMP TOMORROW D:
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REBLOG IF YOU WANT YOUR FOLLOWERS TO INTRODUCE...
Name: Gender: Height: Orientation: Age: Eye Color: Hair Color: Smoking?: Drinking?: Drugs?: Job: Education Level: Favorite Sport: Favorite Color: Favorite Band: Tattoos? Piercings? Perfect Date: Hobbies:
I would LOVE to know :))
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everets:
if i had a nipple for every time i drank fruit punch that’d be weird
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I tried to catch some fog earlier...
askinnyblackman:
denzelgtfo:
I mist.
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In which Allie craps her pants and Stranger has no...
contemplatingtorture:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Am dying. Bring biscuits. - SH
Stranger: Don’t forget the jam for the biscuits!
You: And milk. - SH
Stranger: Can you bring orange juice instead? Milk and I don’t get along very well
You: You’re bringing the milk. Do pay attention. Dying. - SH
You: All you care about is jam. - SH
Stranger: Not just jam.
Stranger: Black...
That moment awkward when you thought this said...
ibleedlosblancos:
To whoever made this…
I’ll be honest, it took me awhile to figure that out.
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July 2011
You: Tell us about Rupert Graves
Stranger: f?
You: only if f stands for football
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Stranger: you know hogwarts
Stranger: school of science craft and scienctree
Stranger: do u know about the LULZ?
Stranger: can u tell me about newt gringrich
You: he is covered in glitter
Stranger: kind of
Stranger: if glitter is trolls
Stranger: TROLLS
Stranger: IN THE DUNGEON
You: that is exactly what it is
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Stranger: hi
You: Tell us about Rupert Graves
Stranger: well
Stranger: he was named after his grandfather
Stranger: what a fuckin prostitue
Stranger: goin around
Stranger: with sex stuff
Stranger: do things
Stranger: like sex
Stranger: then he ended up in his last name
Stranger: okay
Stranger: also
Stranger: rupert mom loved to name her kids after jewels
Stranger: there was rupert, saphira, and ROODYPOO
Stranger: did you know that/?
You: I think I love you
Stranger: oh yeah well that goes againt the laws of mathematics
Stranger: oh yeah well that goes againt the laws of mathematics
Stranger: "LOVE"
Stranger: gayest 5 letter word
Stranger: dont you think
Stranger: also will there b a thread of this later
Stranger: timestamp always nessesary so....
Stranger: JULY 31 2010, 5:45am
Stranger: and yes its only 2010
Stranger: cause im from the past
Stranger: thats how omegle works
Stranger: wow did u not know
You: magical
Stranger: nope science
Stranger: magic is jus science u dont understand
Stranger: like GRAVITY
Stranger: fuck that shit once u fully understand it
Stranger: FUCK IT
Stranger: cause i can fly
Stranger: where u from
Stranger: a rock
Stranger: this is jus stuff i learned from hogwarts
Stranger: you know hogwarts:
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i love how like the whole harry potter fandom is...
drjohnhwatson:
ALL NIGHTER Y/Y
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dontquityourgayjob:
omg i can picture jkr just like sitting in a room with a bottle of vodka and the harry potter books sprawled on the floor. slurring out words she thinks go together.
“YES AND THE NEXT ONE SHALL BE HUFFLESNIDGET666”
“…..are….are you sure?” the internet would ask
“YES I AM GOD DAMN SURE”
“WRITE DOWN ELDERBERRYNYMPH69 WHILE YOU’RE AT IT”
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You: Tell us about Rupert Graves
Stranger: He once sucked my pussy.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Suits (tv series)
quicksummary:
A couple gay guys have heavy sexual tension while wearing suits. Also, some law stuff or something.
that first moment when you saw all the quills on...
iswamacrossanemptyland:
angelicmousegirl:
atticrissfinch:
CRAP THERE ARE SO MANY
IS THIS LIKE IN SORCERER’S STONE?
WHERE’S MY BROOM?
LOOK FOR THE ONE WITH THE GIMPY FEATHERS!
WAIT THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE
HOLY HELL HOLY HELL THERE ARE SO MANY
WHAT IF I CLICK THE WRONG ONE? WILL I HAVE TO START OVER?
WHYY ARE THERE SO MANY QQUUIIILLLLLSSSSSS
I THINK IT’S THAT ONE!
Noooo…..THAT ONE!
...
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 48/good at football/five children
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Ohmygod.
tastyboots:
You know what I just noticed.
This jacket
HAS TIRE TREADS.
IT’S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE IT’S MADE OF TIRES.
OH. MY. GOD.
BRICK PANTS AND TIRE JACKET.
I CAN’T EVEN.
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lesliecrusher:
so i got into pottermore but wtf it won’t let me select my own login name
i sound like an aim user from 1998
~SUNCHASER41~
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Reblog with your Pottermore username. I'm curious...
iswamacrossanemptyland:
angelicmousegirl:
sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:
jonesn4coffee:
the-thiefs-downfall:
you-cant-cancel-quidditch:
thegoldensnitch:
justpelvicthrust-:
SparksNox80
ErisedSpell11
NettleWolf153
PixieBlade67
LumosAsh61
RainDragon56
OwlMoonstone109
WillowHeart77 (so jelly of ErisedSpell11 omg)
ThornNiffler168
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which name should i choose help
BronzeStrike118
WildElm137
ThornNiffler168
NettleSun152
JinxFelicis203
Congratulations! You are magical
I just asked someone about Rupert Graves on Omegle...
but when I asked about his offspring, Stranger said ”error’ and disconnected.
They don’t really know Rupert at all.
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ginny and mandy
whysocynical:
souryellows:
i am not reblogging that thing again because dash clutter but oh my god
if you actually call my cell at 7 if you are still awake i will send you knit caps in the colors of your respective houses and also fill them with baked goods
but if you are too tired or forget or just don’t want to that is also fine
I’ll call you at you 6 six because I’ve seen both 6 and 7...
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Stranger: hey big boy cum play with me on cam squirtingpussy69.blogspot.com
You: Tell us about Rupert Graves.
Tumblr right now
sophiethepantrydweller:
Potterheads: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT POTTERMORE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Whovians: Wait what.
Sherlockians: Omegle, WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT RUPERT GRAVES?
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iswamacrossanemptyland replied to your post: ginny and mandy
We will try dalkjnafljkn or if it happens before then we’ll call. I think it’s gonna happen at 6 your time, though. It makes the most sense.
ahhh you guys rock dshkfjs
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ginny and mandy
i am not reblogging that thing again because dash clutter but oh my god
if you actually call my cell at 7 if you are still awake i will send you knit caps in the colors of your respective houses and also fill them with baked goods
but if you are too tired or forget or just don’t want to that is also fine
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You: Tell us about Rupert Graves
Stranger: hey(: 15 m usa asl?
Stranger: haggrad
You: wot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh my god why did I not take a screencap?
oneironautical:
New favorite past-time: trolling pervs on Omegle.
Stranger: I am gettin hard n big thinkin about ur big round tits You: So am I. Stranger: I pull out my 7 inch hard strong cock n start rubbin it You: I do the same. Stranger: my cock gets even bigger n harder You: So does mine. Stranger: what Stranger: WTF I thought u was a woman You: Strangely enough, so did I! ...
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iswamacrossanemptyland:
angelicmousegirl:
oh simple thing, where have you gone?: Guys….We somehow got fucked on the time…
sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:
slutprinter:
miserylolita:
allieelly:
ask-georgeweasley:
ask-scorpius:
ask-harry:
“Here are the times in the US when the Pottermore challenge will begin. The list is based on the time zones you live in. If you live in: Alaska: 3...
jadeketchum:
harry potter and the sorceror’s fucking lies harry potter and the chamber of no clues harry potter and the prisoner is a clue and it’s in azkaban so that’s why it’s not here harry potter and the goblet full of shit. harry potter and the order- there is no order because she lied harry potter and the half-assed clue that never showed up harry potter and the deathly excitement...
