February 2011
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thedailywhat:
Oscars: The Academy Awards ceremony’s opening sketch, which spoofed a bunch of films, and featured Alec Baldwin being dreamy.
[vulture.]
I
CANNOT
BREATHE
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THAT SPEECH OVER THE MONTAGE
KING COLIN.
vega-ofthe-lyre:
“I have a feeling my career’s just peaked. My deepest thanks to the Academy. I’m afraid I have to warn you that I’m experiencing stirrings somewhere in the upper abdominals which are threatening to form themselves in dance moves, which, as enjoyable as they would be for me, would be extremely problematic if they make it to my legs before I get offstage, so I’m going to do my...
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JEFF
DUDE
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FLORENCE
FLORENCE
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these movie titles are really offensive
winter’s bone?
how to train your dragon? that’s disgusting
4 FOR YOU, INCEPTION.
itspurecreation:
YOU GO, INCEPTION.
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RDJ AND JUDE LAW SHOULD HOST THE OSCARS NEXT YEAR
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HE NO LONGER HAS A RIDE TO THE AFTERPARTY
CAN THEY JUST HOST EVERYTHING FOREVER AND ALWAYS
THEY ARE BICKERING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE
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MATCHING TIES
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OMG RDJUDE ARE UP NEXT AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK
-notthedroidsyourelookingfor:
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BANKSY SHOULD WIN
WHAT IF THEY JUST GAVE HIM THE AWARD TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN DURING ACCEPTANCE
I AM EXPECTING LIKE 8 GUYS IN MONKEY MASKS
OR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
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THE AUTONTUNING OH MY GOD
THE BALL OF LIGHT
DOESN’T HE OWN A SHIRT
I CAN’T EVEN
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WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW I AM SCREAMING SO MUCH
SCREAMING LIKE A FUCKING BANSHEE
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When I hear the Star Wars theme I get a little...
lamamama:
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COME ON. The Inception score was SO MUCH MORE EPIC...
itspurecreation:
WHO DECIDED THIS WAS OKAY
look it up on the internet
cahoots-:
rumblerooooooaaaaar:
THIS OMG
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What you should know about each of the Best...
iloveblaine:
THE FIGHTER:
THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT:
THE KING’S SPEECH:
127 HOURS:
TOY STORY 3:
TRUE GRIT:
WINTER’S BONE:
THE SOCIAL NETWORK:
INCEPTION:
THE BLACK SWAN:
QUEEN CATE WITH THE LOTR THEME PLAYING
lamamama:
I CAN’T DEAL
I CAN’T DEAL
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Interviewer: What are you wearing?
Andrew Garfield: A suit and tie.
Christian Bale’s beard will be accepting his award on behalf of Christian bale.
– my brother (via cahoots-)
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forcefieldswitch:
ilikedrugs:
who is Oscar
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And then Franco killed the internet
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Useful Information: →
fuckyeahlaughters:
kill-all-idiots:
hisgirl30:
Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.
To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.
To make the mirror shine : Clean with alcohol
To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.
To whiten white clothes :...
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Gay Bands According to (some) Christians →
itdoesdeath:
So, this is a list of “gay” bands that will lead innocent youngsters into the horrors of homosexuality. As if that thought isn’t laughable enough, the parentheticals just kill me. For example, “The Butchies (lizbians)” and “Lady Gaga (tricks girls into lesbianism).” This is almost too funny. This website also provides a list of safe bands, too, for better listening. The first item...
So I was playing the Sims and gave birth to...
an-invisible-monster:
Then I decide to age her up so maybe she won’t be glitchy and it turns into this unholy demon:
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sydney-bristow:
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Let's play the awkward game via ask box
broskii-:
muertes:
scarykidsscaringkids-:
sataninasuit:
Nothing is off-limits. If you can put something in my ask box that makes me so uncomfortable that I won’t answer, you win the game.
Watch me get nothing
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