“I have a feeling my career’s just peaked. My deepest thanks to the Academy. I’m afraid I have to warn you that I’m experiencing stirrings somewhere in the upper abdominals which are threatening to form themselves in dance moves, which, as enjoyable as they would be for me, would be extremely problematic if they make it to my legs before I get offstage, so I’m going to do my best to be brief with my gratitude.”
So, this is a list of “gay” bands that will lead innocent youngsters into the horrors of homosexuality. As if that thought isn’t laughable enough, the parentheticals just kill me. For example, “The Butchies (lizbians)” and “Lady Gaga (tricks girls into lesbianism).” This is almost too funny. This website also provides a list of safe bands, too, for better listening. The first item on the list is Cyndi Lauper. Subtext, anyone?