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iswamacrossanemptyland replied to your post: Should I do my homework or watch Boondock Saints? homework duh IF I HAVE TO DO MINE YOU HAVE TO DO YOURS O Boondock Saints it is!
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Should I do my homework or watch Boondock Saints?
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That awkward moment
oneironautical: When you punish your girlfriend’s stalker for being a talentless hack by creating an account for him on a BDSM site and signing him up for Baptist health newsletters. In retrospect, that was a piss-poor idea. My girlfriend is cooler than your girlfriend. 
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palmate replied to your post: “Okay yes I will sit down and do this homework… i feel the strong need to ask for pictures of this. ahh I already washed it off in the shower and now all I’ve got left is this blue stripe down my neck that don’t wash off However I can almost gaurantee that something like this will happen again, most likely in the near future since I have a lot of...
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“The most important thing we learn from “Post Captain”: Stephen Maturin would...”
– The Fiction Circus - Hell at Sea, Volume Two: “Post Captain” (via beamkatanachronicles)
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“Okay yes I will sit down and do this homework now.” 24 minutes later “Why am I topless how the fuck did I end up covered in paint and glitter?” Moral of the story: Don’t procrastinate
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"If I met you in real life..." finish it in my...
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roflmbo: the human centipede: on ice
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Listencementandaluminum: And it talks to me in...
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I’m reading Paradise Lost and Uriel is in it and I keep waiting for him to do or say something hilarious. 
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What if instead of sleeping I just watched the entire second season of the Walking Dead
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write fanfic about me please? →
Make it good, kids. 
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facebook boy just said that because I like girls I can’t find abs sexy? edit: oh wait it’s okay because he says he was being ‘factious’
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tonyhasherpes: wow steve/tony i did not sign up for all these feels
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Last night, I had a dream that I was really stressed out so Taylor told me I should blow off some steam by shooting people. I took my dad’s handgun and we went to the local shopping center and I shot like 15 people, but all non-lethally. I got really nervous about getting caught and made Taylor drive me home, and started freaking out about them tracing the gun’s serial number back to...
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
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