what if we're all really robots, but nobody knows because we're so well made and look exactly like humans right down to the organs and all of the real humans died before we were born so we're the new humans. But we're really robots.
josieandtheawkwardfelines replied to your post: Oh my god, what WOULDN’T we do for 24 hours?! We’d watch Human Traffic. We’d shout at each other //USING THE VOICE OF THE GREAT BARROWMAN.// We’d wait for your cat to fall asleep so we could build a pillow fort around her. We’d have a SPONTANEOUS RAAAAAAAAVE while listening to the thrilling musical stylings of the Backstreet Boys. We’d make prank phone calls to appliance stores to ask if their refridgerators are NOT running. Basically, it’d be the BEST FUCKING 24 HOURS OF OUR LIVES. NOT IF WE BUY SUPER-HIGH TECH EARPIECES AND I GUIDE YOU ACROSS AMERICA WHILE FOLLOWING YOUR ROUTE ON GOOGLE STREETVIEW. *~*~WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?~*~*~*
CLEARLY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COULD GO WRONG. THIS PLAN IS AS FOOLPROOF AS CHILDPROOF LOCKS ARE CHILD PROOF.
Oh my god, what WOULDN'T we do for 24 hours?! We'd watch Human Traffic. We'd shout at each other //USING THE VOICE OF THE GREAT BARROWMAN.// We'd wait for your cat to fall asleep so we could build a pillow fort around her. We'd have a SPONTANEOUS RAAAAAAAAVE while listening to the thrilling musical stylings of the Backstreet Boys. We'd make prank phone calls to appliance stores to ask if their refridgerators are NOT running. Basically, it'd be the BEST FUCKING 24 HOURS OF OUR LIVES.
HAVE I MENTIONED LATELY THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU?
BECAUSE I DO.
I JUST CANNOT EVEN YOU ARE SO DAMN MAGICAL. UGH DAMMIT GET OVER HERE AND VISIT ME BEFORE I AM FORCED TO DRIVE THE ENTERPRISE ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO GET YOU AND WE ALL KNOW HOW WELL THAT WOULD END FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME AND BY SOMEONE LIKE ME I MEAN THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO GETS LOST ON THE WAY OUT OF HER OWN NEIGHBOURHOOD.
Let me tell you something about Severus Snape. We were best friends in Hogwarts. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in seventh year, I started going out with my first boyfriend James who I totally hated but then we got married, and Severus was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with James, he'd be like, "Why are you such a Mudblood?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Order pool party, I was like, "Severus, I can't invite you, because I think you're a Death Eater." I mean I couldn't have a Death Eater at my party. There were gonna be Order of the Phoenix members there in their battle robes. I mean, right? He was a DEATH EATER. So then Voldemort called Dumbledore and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of the Order because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall to work for Dumbledore, all of his hair was greasy and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's Potions Master.